"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"

Mark Twain (via feellng)

adidux:

blackient:

I need to get fucked by something other than my life.

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(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)